Catalogue entry · lab-tested · every claim cited
Cheetah Piss, also called Funky Kitty, is a hybrid of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97 that Leafly credits to Growing Passion and Cookies Fam, with a funky nose of ammonia, skunk and citrus.1,2 It tests at a median total THC of 18.82% across 298 state lab tests of Cheetah Piss flower, with the middle half of results between 16.59% and 21.36%.3 CBD is negligible: none of the 230 tests that reported CBD reached 1%.3
Cheetah Piss is a balanced hybrid of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97. Which Gelato is disputed, how Cat Piss fits in, and its 45 offspring.
Plate IICheetah Piss flower tests at 18.82% median THC (16.59%–21.36%) across 298 state lab results, with β-caryophyllene as the top terpene and almost no CBD.
Plate IIILeafly’s top effects for Cheetah Piss are aroused, giggly and focused, rated mostly energizing; Weedmaps users report relaxed. Downsides: anxious, paranoid.
Plate IVCheetah Piss flowers in about 8–9 weeks per Leafly and SeedFinder. Breeder and seller specs side by side, plant shape, difficulty and why the original is rare.
Plate VCheetah Piss flower was listed by 101 stores near Los Angeles on Weedmaps on Oct 4, 2026. Store counts and eighth prices for 27 US markets.
Plate VIHow a Growing Passion and Cookies Fam cross named for the 2000s strain Cat Piss reached Colorado shelves by 2020 and gave breeders 45 offspring. With sources.
A hybrid that crosses Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97, credited by Leafly to Growing Passion and Cookies Fam.1,4 Leafly, AllBud and SeedFinder say the name is an homage to Cat Piss, an ammonia-scented strain from the 2000s that none of them lists as a parent.1,4,5,8
A hybrid that most sources call balanced: AllBud lists 50% indica and 50% sativa, as does Zamnesia for its autoflower version, while SeedFinder says its short, broad-leaved plants suggest a slight indica lean.4,5,9 Leafly rates its effects mostly energizing.1 Its parents pull both ways: Lemonnade is sativa-dominant and London Pound Cake indica-dominant.10,11
Mid-range: the median total THC across 298 state lab tests was 18.82%, and only 6.7% of tests reached 25% or more, so Leafly’s 25% listing describes the top of the range.1,3 The yearly median rose from 17.15% in 2020 (73 tests) to 19.79% in 2022 (79).3
Funky: Leafly users list ammonia, skunk and menthol, Weedmaps flavor reports earthy, ammonia and citrus, and Weedmaps’ description musk, lemons and funk.1,2 Sweeter notes show up too: AllBud lists creamy, fruity, lemon, sour and sweet flavors, and Cookies tags it sweet, funk and cream.4,12
Leafly users most often report aroused, giggly and focused, and Weedmaps users relaxed, euphoric and happy.1,2 SeedFinder describes an uplifting start that turns relaxing, and Westword’s reviewer found it best saved for the evening.5,8 These are self-reports, not clinical findings.
By most accounts, yes: Leafly credits Growing Passion and Cookies Fam, Westword called it “a strain from Cookies Fam” in 2020, and SeedFinder says Cookies created it.1,5,8 In our lab data, 99 of the 298 tests were on flower labelled with the Cookies brand.3
Full lab data: by year, by state, terpenes and the downloadable dataset →
It is not a chart-topper: Cheetah Piss does not appear in Leafly’s report on the best-selling strains of 2025 or in The Marijuana Herald’s September 2026 list of each legal state’s top seller.13,14 What exists is a steady footprint: 317 ratings on Leafly (4.5 stars), a 2020 Westword profile that found it at most Colorado dispensaries carrying Cookies strains, and state lab results from 7 states between 2020 and 2024.1,3,8
In the Weedmaps snapshot of Oct 4, 2026, 101 stores within 50 miles of Los Angeles listed Cheetah Piss flower, and 188 store listings turned up across 18 of the 27 markets checked.15 Breeders have used it widely: SeedFinder lists 45 direct descendants, among them Cookie Fam Genetics’ Cheetah Cake, Dirty Diana and Wet Wet.16 In Ontario, a Cookies four-strain pack lists a “Cheetah P” with the same three parents.17
| Market | Stores | Menu items | Median eighth |
|---|---|---|---|
| Los Angeles, CA | 101 | 171 | $15.00 (n=71) |
| New York, NY | 18 | 20 | $37.70 (n=6) |
| Newark, NJ | 17 | 22 | $45.00 (n=17) |
| St. Louis, MO | 8 | 9 | $25.00 (n=6) |
| Seattle, WA | 8 | 9 | $30.00 (n=5) |
| Phoenix, AZ | 7 | 10 | — |
Stores within 50 miles listing Cheetah Piss flower on Weedmaps, Oct 4, 2026.15
Cheetah Piss
Which Gelato? What does Cat Piss have to do with it? The full genetics page →
The Cheetah Piss universe
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