# Cheetah Piss

> Cheetah Piss, also called Funky Kitty, is a hybrid of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97 that Leafly credits to Growing Passion and Cookies Fam, with a funky nose of ammonia, skunk and citrus. It tests at a median total THC of 18.82% across 298 state lab tests of Cheetah Piss flower, with the middle half of results between 16.59% and 21.36%. CBD is negligible: none of the 230 tests that reported CBD reached 1%.

Published by Official Cannabis (https://officialcannabis.net). Lab statistics: 298 state lab tests, median total THC 18.82%, middle half 16.59%–21.36% (Cannlytics cannabis_results, CC BY 4.0, analysis by Official Cannabis). Comparative THC rankings require at least 30 flower tests.

## Guide
- [Strain overview](https://cheetahpiss.com/): Cheetah Piss (aka Funky Kitty) is a Cookies Fam hybrid of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97. Median THC in 298 lab tests: 18.82%.
- [Genetics](https://cheetahpiss.com/genetics/): Cheetah Piss is a balanced hybrid of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake 97. Which Gelato is disputed, how Cat Piss fits in, and its 45 offspring.
- [THC and terpenes](https://cheetahpiss.com/potency/): Cheetah Piss flower tests at 18.82% median THC (16.59%–21.36%) across 298 state lab results, with β-caryophyllene as the top terpene and almost no CBD.
- [Lab report](https://cheetahpiss.com/lab-report/): See Cheetah Piss lab data on THC odds, terpene lead and menu reach, including 41% at or above 20% THC and β-caryophyllene leading 92% of terpene tests.
- [Effects](https://cheetahpiss.com/effects/): Leafly’s top effects for Cheetah Piss are aroused, giggly and focused, rated mostly energizing; Weedmaps users report relaxed. Downsides: anxious, paranoid.
- [Growing](https://cheetahpiss.com/grow/): Cheetah Piss flowers in about 8–9 weeks per Leafly and SeedFinder. Breeder and seller specs side by side, plant shape, difficulty and why the original is rare.
- [Where to find it](https://cheetahpiss.com/near-me/): Cheetah Piss flower was listed by 101 stores near Los Angeles on Weedmaps on Oct 4, 2026. Store counts and eighth prices for 27 US markets.
- [History](https://cheetahpiss.com/history/): How a Growing Passion and Cookies Fam cross named for the 2000s strain Cat Piss reached Colorado shelves by 2020 and gave breeders 45 offspring. With sources.
- [FAQ](https://cheetahpiss.com/faq/): Answers to the top questions about Cheetah Piss: indica or sativa, THC, taste, terpenes, CBD, Funky Kitty, Cat Piss, who makes it, seeds and flowering time.

## Lab report: key findings
- Terpene tests put β-caryophyllene first in 92% of cases, with limonene and β-myrcene far behind at 3.5% and 3.5%.
- Cheetah Piss was a minority-at-20% strain in the flower file: 41% met or exceeded 20%, and 6.7% met or exceeded 25%.
- State splits are sharp at 20%: 69% in Maryland versus 23% in Nevada.
- The high-THC third of paired tests had 1.92% total terpenes versus 1.29% in the low-THC third, a gap of 0.63 points.
- 18.82% median total THC puts Cheetah Piss at 42nd of 52, bracketed by Purple Urkle and Forum Cookies.
- Menus placed Cheetah Piss at 28th of 58 tracked strains, with 188 store listings for its flower across 18 markets.
Full analysis, tables and method: https://cheetahpiss.com/lab-report/

## Comparisons
- [Cheetah Piss vs Gelato](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/gelato/): Cheetah Piss vs Gelato: the hybrid against the Gelato that Leafly lists as one of its three parents, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes, effects and flavor.
- [Cheetah Piss vs Sherbet](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/sherbet/): Cheetah Piss vs Sherbet (Sunset Sherbet), the grandparent behind both its Gelato and its London Pound Cake parent, compared on state-lab THC and terpenes.
- [Cheetah Piss vs Girl Scout Cookies](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/girl-scout-cookies/): Cheetah Piss vs Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), the Cookies founding strain behind its Gelato and Sherbet ancestors, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes and effects.
- [Cheetah Piss vs Georgia Pie](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/georgia-pie/): Cheetah Piss vs Georgia Pie: two strains spread by the Cookies brand, both with Gelato in their family trees, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes and effects.
- [Cheetah Piss vs GMO Cookies](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/gmo-cookies/): Cheetah Piss vs GMO Cookies (Garlic Cookies): ammonia and citrus against chemical and garlic, compared on state-lab THC, terpenes, lineage and effects.
- [Cheetah Piss vs Sour Diesel](https://cheetahpiss.com/vs/sour-diesel/): Cheetah Piss vs Sour Diesel: ammonia and skunk against diesel and chemical, both rated mostly energizing by Leafly, compared on state-lab THC and terpenes.

## Data
- [Lab test CSV](https://cheetahpiss.com/data/cheetah-piss-lab-tests.csv): one row per test (state, date, lab, product, THC, CBD, terpenes)
- [Full text for LLMs](https://cheetahpiss.com/llms-full.txt)